Celeb Poetry? What I've Learned...

CELEBRITY JEWELS

 

Our Celebrity Poet Today is....Iggy.

 

The next one is a surprise...

let's see if we can find some advice in this one.

 
 

Iggy Azalea: 'You basic bitch, get out my face.'

 
There's a lot of not so special people out there, especially lots of un-fancy people out there. Don't tolerate it, and its ok to be angry about it. Basic people are the worst. And at least people with bad habits are more interesting. Basic bitches shouldn't even be near fancier people.
 

Iggy Azalea: 'Fuck you bitches, you ugly bitches. You stupid bitches, you dummy bitches. You dusty bitches, don't touch me bitches. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.'

 
It's ok to be a germaphobe, because 'bitches' be dusty, and there are a lot of them. You don't want them touching you because then you'll be dusty. And they are so stupid, that they're also dummies too; they'll insult your intelligence. Also, you're going to meet a lot of these types of women.
 

Iggy Azalea: 'My world, rhyme vicious. White girl, team full of bad bitches.'

 
In her world, you have to rhyme to be vicious. Maybe use a little bad, offensive language to show people you're tough. Also, in Iggy's world, everything rhymes. It's alright to actually spit when you rhyme and rap because you're being doubly vicious. And, it's good to have other 'bad bitches' surrounding you to help with catfights. Iggy is an equal opportunity employer, you just have to find bad bitches to take orders and protect you. Also, having bad bitches around you, ensures that men will be near your group and the basic girls will disappear.

A segment of poems dedicated to celebrities coming soon...